(Source: randomscreencap)
you’re not allowed to like the things i like because i hate you
(Source: sciencehusbandos)
Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
Me: Sure
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
Me: Sure
Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
mom:
mom:
mom:
mom:
me: she's not answering me
me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
me: i killed her
me: i killed my mom
mom:
mom:
mom:
mom:
me: she's not answering me
me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
me: i killed her
me: i killed my mom
(Source: no-interruptions-mydear)
(Source: nondeterminism)
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
apparently i can’t ship something unless it is one of the following:
- not canon
- doomed
- destroys my soul slowly from the inside out
(Source: candiceaccola)
I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me really anxious.
(Source: ghostlys)
